No, that’s not a misspelling. I never win anything, with the exception of one contest two winters ago where by the skin of my teeth I happened to be the right caller. I enter knitting contests left and right, but no luck. I have, however, discovered that if you say “I’m a weiner” fast and low enough, people think that you said “I’m a winner” and get all excited. Of course, they get a little flustered when you explain to them what you did say, but it’s good for a laugh.
Tomorrow: one 2nd grade basketball game and one monster truck show.